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On June 16, 2009, one-legged Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On May 31, 2009, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
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On May 15, 2009, the scurvy Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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On March 21, 2009, land-lubber Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head)
On March 17, 2009, one-eyed ARRR it be Dougle McDoulglas said:
What did the pirate say to your mum?
ARRRRRRn't you a pretty lass?!!!!
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From: Me own two feet