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On May 31, 2009, seven sea sailin' Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
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On May 15, 2009, regular scallywag Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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On March 21, 2009, scurvy knave Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head)
On March 14, 2009, the grog-addicted Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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On December 15, 2008, scurvy knave yarrrrrrrr mom said:
What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
His Sketcharrrrrrrrs!!!
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From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr