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On October 10, 2009, scurvy dog Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
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From: it's been done
On October 5, 2009, the scurvy Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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On September 20, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival
On June 16, 2009, land-lubber Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On May 31, 2009, one-legged Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
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From: Me skull!