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On November 22, 2009, salty ol' Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!!
On November 8, 2009, barnacle bitten Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and Pizza Hut!!!
On October 10, 2009, the most piratical Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
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On October 5, 2009, regular scallywag Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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On September 20, 2009, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival