- These be jokes 11 - 15 of 114 scurvy jokes!
On February 3, 2011, one-legged pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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From: me head |
On February 3, 2011, land-lubber Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
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From: Me own scurvy brain! |
On September 9, 2010, one-eyed Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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From: Kevin Keel-haul-em-all Beals |
On July 22, 2010, one-legged James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
On June 22, 2010, regular scallywag Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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From: my brain |
