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On May 16, 2012, scurvy knave Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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On April 24, 2012, the dreaded Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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On October 28, 2011, salty ol' Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
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On June 10, 2011, the dreaded Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
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On February 3, 2011, regular scallywag pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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