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On February 15, 2013, chumbucket lickin' mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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On October 2, 2012, seven sea sailin' Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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On May 16, 2012, the grog-addicted Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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On April 24, 2012, regular scallywag Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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On October 28, 2011, regular scallywag Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
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