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On September 18, 2007, scurvy dog olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
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On September 17, 2007, the scurvy Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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On September 12, 2007, seven sea sailin' John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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On August 24, 2007, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
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On August 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
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