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On May 24, 2007, captain Myke said:
What did the Canadian Pirate name his son?
Aaron. There's 2 "Eh"s and an "ARRR!!"
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From: we made it up at work one day... |
On May 7, 2007, one-eyed brad said:
what does a pirate say when he runs into an ex-girlfriend?
AkwARRRrrrrrd!
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From: kyle |
On April 17, 2007, one-legged Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
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From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell |
On March 25, 2007, regular scallywag Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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From: imagination |
On March 22, 2007, scurvy dog Bos'n's mate said:
Why do pirates like popsicles?
Arrrrrrtifical flavors!
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From: me |
