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On May 7, 2007, the grog-addicted brad said:
what does a pirate say when he runs into an ex-girlfriend?
AkwARRRrrrrrd!
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From: kyle
On April 17, 2007, one-legged Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"

The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
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From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell
On March 25, 2007, scurvy dog Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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From: imagination
On March 23, 2007, scurvy knave ryan evelyth said:
How does a pirate smuggle drugs across the border?
He hides them in his booty!
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From: meats o' the brain
On March 22, 2007, salty ol' Bos'n's mate said:
Why do pirates like popsicles?
Arrrrrrtifical flavors!
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