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On March 12, 2007, the most piratical Cliff Williams said:
Who be a pirate's least favorite Van Halen singer?
Sammy Hagarrrrr!
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On February 20, 2007, seven sea sailin' Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
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From: My own waaaarrrrrrped brain. |
On January 28, 2007, the grog-addicted Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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From: Webkinz.com |
On January 5, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
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From: Me wench made it up |
On November 21, 2006, one-legged Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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