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On March 8, 2006, the scurvy Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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From: cause ADD is a mental disease that makes you have a short attention span
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate ship look so good?
They used varrrrrrrnish!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite baseball team?
The Pirates (duh!)
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