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On October 22, 2006, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
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On October 5, 2006, the most piratical Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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From: Morning coffee
On September 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Haley Smith said:
What does a pirate call an open door?
Ajarrrrrrrrr!
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From: Haley Smith
On September 22, 2006, the dreaded owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
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From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever
On September 20, 2006, the grog-addicted Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,

"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"

The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !!