On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=76 · Link hearrrre!
