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On March 12, 2007, the most piratical Cliff Williams said:
Who be a pirate's least favorite Van Halen singer?
Sammy Hagarrrrr!
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On February 20, 2007, the scurvy Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
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On January 28, 2007, regular scallywag Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On January 5, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?

Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
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On November 21, 2006, one-eyed Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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