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On July 27, 2006, scurvy dog Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On July 16, 2006, the grog-addicted Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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On July 14, 2006, the dreaded Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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On July 8, 2006, scurvy dog Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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On July 4, 2006, regular scallywag jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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