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On September 19, 2006, captain James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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From: On the way home from work after hearing about pirate jokes with AARRR
On September 19, 2006, the dreaded Genevieve Atkerson said:
What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
Getting CAAARRRRRpal Tunnel!
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson
On August 18, 2006, one-eyed Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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From: My twisted mind
On August 3, 2006, scurvy knave Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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From: Australia
On July 27, 2006, the scurvy Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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