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On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?
ARRRGH that was off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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