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On July 4, 2006, captain jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 2, 2006, one-eyed Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!

That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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On June 27, 2006, the scurvy Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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On June 20, 2006, salty ol' Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
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From: Louisville, KY
On June 14, 2006, chumbucket lickin' William said:
Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
A Ninjarrrrrrr!
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