- These be jokes 81 - 85 of 126 scurvy jokes!
On July 27, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic |
On July 16, 2006, one-eyed Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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From: Orcas Island |
On July 14, 2006, land-lubber Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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From: my own head |
On July 12, 2006, seven sea sailin' Jimmy said:
What did the pirate say when he couldn't find his ship?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHIP?!?
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From: Unknown |
On July 8, 2006, the sea-bitten Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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