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On July 27, 2006, barnacle bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On July 16, 2006, one-eyed Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
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On July 14, 2006, one-legged Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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On July 12, 2006, the sea-bitten Jimmy said:
What did the pirate say when he couldn't find his ship?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHIP?!?
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On July 8, 2006, the most piratical Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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