Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On July 2, 2006, salty ol' Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!

That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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From: The infamous "Blue Q"
On June 27, 2006, seven sea sailin' Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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From: Made it up myself
On June 20, 2006, the scurvy Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
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From: Louisville, KY
On June 14, 2006, the most piratical William said:
Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
A Ninjarrrrrrr!
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From: My brother
On June 7, 2006, seven sea sailin' Andy said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch!
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From: Omar