On April 4, 2008, barnacle-bitten Bloody Nuala said:
What is the greatest pirate college rock band?
Arrr. E. M.
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On March 24, 2008, the dreaded 99 Bottles of Beard said:
Why don't pirates go to the moon?
Because it's too FAAARRRRR!!!
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On March 20, 2008, the grog-addicted Amy said:
What does a French pirate say?
Weearrr! Weearrr!
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On March 17, 2008, regular scallywag Jarks said:
What's a pirate's biggest fear?
AAAARRGGHHHachnaphobia!
On February 26, 2008, chumbucket-lickin' smarty pants said:
What disease is a pirate most afraid of?
ARRRrrrrthritis!
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On February 25, 2008, scurvy dog iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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On February 19, 2008, land-lubber Shady Seide Cockswallow, a swashbuckling wench of New Orleans said:
What is a pirate's favorite radio program?
NParrrrgh... National Pirate Radio!
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On February 12, 2008, the sea-bitten sea-dog said:
How do pirate programs get input?
Through ARRRGV and ARRRGC!
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On February 1, 2008, scurvy knave D. Heitt said:
What do pirates get when they lay in the grass?
ChigARRRs!
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On January 1, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Micaela Mcleod said:
What's the difference between Santa and a pirate?
Santa's nice and pirates will kill you if you give them a present (treasure)
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On December 11, 2007, one-legged one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
The radarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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On December 4, 2007, scurvy knave Jolly Holly said:
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
ARRRRRigato!!!
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On November 18, 2007, regular scallywag Bobby said:
How did the pirate get a promotion?
Lots of HAAARRRRGGhhd work and dedication!
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On November 11, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Cody Kubiak said:
What do pirates eat in the army?
M. ARRRRR. E's!
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On November 8, 2007, land-lubber SvendBramer said:
What did pirate say, when asked about why the sun is rising in the east??
Hell, I don't know! That's just the way things ARRRRR!!
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