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On September 18, 2012, the sea-bitten Dan said:
What is a Pirate's least favorite chore?
You might think its washing the Poop Deck but it is really cleaning up all the Sea-men!!!! ARRR!
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On September 18, 2012, the sea-bitten The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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On September 11, 2012, regular scallywag Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
Which ever sailor floats his boat!
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From: Myself - a gay pirate
On September 3, 2012, barnacle bitten Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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On August 24, 2012, scurvy knave SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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