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On September 14, 2014, captain Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
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On August 18, 2014, barnacle bitten Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
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On July 31, 2014, salty ol' Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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On July 9, 2014, barnacle bitten The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
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On May 13, 2014, the dreaded Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
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