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On September 11, 2012, land-lubber Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
Which ever sailor floats his boat!
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From: Myself - a gay pirate |
On September 3, 2012, captain Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr! |
On August 24, 2012, land-lubber SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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From: pirate music :) |
On June 6, 2012, barnacle bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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On June 3, 2012, the most piratical jack said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge multi coloured parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
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From: don't remember |
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