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On August 19, 2011, one-eyed SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
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From: MCBEATH OF SCOTLAND |
On August 19, 2011, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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From: mcb |
On July 17, 2011, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
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From: Too much radio play |
On July 13, 2011, land-lubber Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
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From: New HampshARRRR |
On June 18, 2011, one-eyed blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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From: a filthy landlubber, ar! |
