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On October 13, 2011, one-legged nay said:
Why did the pirate sit on the toilet for so long?
Because he had the ships
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From: yeoval |
On September 22, 2011, chumbucket lickin' Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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From: I made it up |
On September 19, 2011, land-lubber Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self |
On September 19, 2011, the grog-addicted Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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From: me brain |
On September 19, 2011, the sea-bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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From: Yep, it's me |
