- These be jokes 51 - 55 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On September 3, 2012, captain Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr! |
On August 24, 2012, the dreaded SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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From: pirate music :) |
On June 6, 2012, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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On June 3, 2012, salty ol' jack said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge multi coloured parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
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From: don't remember |
On May 27, 2012, scurvy dog Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA |
