On November 20, 2008, captain Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"
"Really? What does he say?"
"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
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On November 5, 2008, salty ol' Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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On September 28, 2008, regular scallywag Dread Pirate Christie said:
What's a pirate's favorite celestial event?
The Arrrrraurrrra Boaarrrrealis!
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On September 26, 2008, one-eyed Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
David ARRRRchuleta!!
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On September 26, 2008, barnacle-bitten Tessy said:
Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner?
He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!!
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On September 26, 2008, scurvy knave Tessy said:
Why did the pirate break his teeth?
His food was too hAAAAARRRD!
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On September 26, 2008, land-lubber Tessy said:
What do you call a Saudi-Arabian pirate commander?
CZAAAAARRRR!!!
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On September 26, 2008, the grog-addicted Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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On September 23, 2008, seven-sea sailin' causaubon said:
What kind of women do pirates prefer?
CougARRRs!!!
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On September 22, 2008, salty ol' liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 20, 2008, the sea-bitten Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On September 19, 2008, the most piratical Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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On September 19, 2008, scurvy knave Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?
Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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