On February 21, 2015, one-legged Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
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On January 7, 2015, the sea-bitten Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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On May 13, 2014, the most piratical Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On May 4, 2014, barnacle-bitten CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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On June 9, 2013, barnacle-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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On June 5, 2013, seven-sea sailin' Black Eye Joe said:
A Pirate with a Wooden Eye walked into a Scanty Bar.
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
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On April 14, 2013, scurvy dog Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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On February 15, 2013, one-legged mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On September 19, 2011, one-legged Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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On February 3, 2011, seven-sea sailin' pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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On January 4, 2011, scurvy dog AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
From: Manchestaaaarrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On October 5, 2009, land-lubber Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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