On February 21, 2015, one-legged Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
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On January 7, 2015, the sea-bitten Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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On May 4, 2014, barnacle-bitten CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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On June 9, 2013, barnacle-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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On September 19, 2011, one-legged Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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On January 4, 2011, scurvy dog AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
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On September 20, 2008, the sea-bitten Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
On September 12, 2008, barnacle-bitten Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On March 13, 2007, the sea-bitten Long Jon Silver said:
What did the pirate say to Bach when he played the organ?
You ARRRRe doing a great job making that HARRRRmony!
On February 20, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
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On January 28, 2007, the sea-bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On October 13, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet?
Larrrrrrrrd!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate call his Mum?
MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
From: http://www.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html · Link hearrrre!