On February 13, 2011, one-eyed shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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On February 3, 2011, seven-sea sailin' pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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On February 3, 2011, salty ol' Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
From: Me own scurvy brain! · Link hearrrre!
On January 4, 2011, scurvy dog AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
From: Manchestaaaarrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On December 31, 2010, the sea-bitten Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, captain Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
From: My niece · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, one-eyed Ashly Star and Uncle Bear said:
What else is a pirate's favorite hobby?
ARRRRT!!
From: ME AND MY UNCLE · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, barnacle-bitten Uncle Bear said:
What is a pirate's favorite thing about dogs?
They BARRRRK!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, the grog-addicted Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
From: My aunt, uncle, and Pizza Hut · Link hearrrre!
On December 7, 2010, the most piratical Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
From: not sure · Link hearrrre!
On November 17, 2010, land-lubber First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. · Link hearrrre!
On September 29, 2010, scurvy knave Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
From: Captn Crunch! · Link hearrrre!
On September 21, 2010, scurvy dog Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
From: booze · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2010, land-lubber Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski · Link hearrrre!
On September 16, 2010, one-eyed Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
From: Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Sunday this year. · Link hearrrre!