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On September 19, 2013, scurvy dog De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
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From: me noggin
On September 18, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On July 31, 2013, captain DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
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From: Captain Lex
On July 30, 2013, the dreaded Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
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From: We made it up.
On June 9, 2013, one-eyed Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
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