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On October 30, 2013, regular scallywag James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere.
On September 28, 2013, the sea-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate.
On September 19, 2013, barnacle bitten De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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On September 18, 2013, one-legged Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On July 31, 2013, the dreaded DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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