On September 9, 2010, seven-sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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On September 9, 2010, salty ol' Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
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On August 31, 2010, land-lubber Pirate George said:
What does a pirate put on his peanut butter sandwich?
Jelly Fish!!!!!
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On August 27, 2010, the scurvy Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On August 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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On August 23, 2010, one-eyed Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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On August 19, 2010, scurvy dog Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On July 16, 2010, barnacle-bitten Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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On June 22, 2010, the sea-bitten Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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On June 20, 2010, the grog-addicted Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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On June 6, 2010, the dreaded captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
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On May 19, 2010, the dreaded Michael Baker said:
Where do pirates sell their old ships?
At the YARRRRRRRRRD SAIL!!!
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On May 6, 2010, captain Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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On April 21, 2010, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.