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On September 19, 2013, scurvy dog Jim said:
Why did the hippy pirate smoke pot before his music lesson?
Because he loved it on the high Cs!
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From: my twisted brain
On September 19, 2013, chumbucket lickin' De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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From: me noggin
On September 18, 2013, the scurvy Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On September 14, 2013, captain Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
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From: personal experience
On July 31, 2013, barnacle bitten DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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