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On June 5, 2013, seven sea sailin' Black Eye Joe said:
A Pirate with a Wooden Eye walked into a Scanty Bar.
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
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From: Old as I am or older |
On May 23, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
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From: me |
On April 14, 2013, one-legged Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
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From: Andrew Harris |
On March 16, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
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From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes |
On February 15, 2013, chumbucket lickin' mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
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From: mike p |
