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On April 22, 2012, the most piratical Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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On March 30, 2012, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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From: London. England
On January 25, 2012, the scurvy The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP

Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP

Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
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From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life.
On November 17, 2011, one-eyed Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
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On November 3, 2011, captain Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
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From: New HampshARRRR