- These be jokes 61 - 65 of 1068 scurvy jokes!
On June 6, 2012, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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On June 3, 2012, land-lubber jack said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge multi coloured parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
The barkeep, amazed at this sight, says "Now where did you get that!?"
The parrot replies "Pirate Bay, the place is loaded with 'em!!"
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From: don't remember |
On May 27, 2012, regular scallywag Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA |
On May 16, 2012, scurvy knave Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
On May 13, 2012, one-legged Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
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From: me |
