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On February 15, 2013, scurvy dog mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
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On December 12, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!'
On November 26, 2012, captain Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
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From: From my own brain, matey!!!
On October 2, 2012, the dreaded Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School
On September 18, 2012, one-eyed The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.)