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On October 13, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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From: My grog saturated brain. |
On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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From: My grog besotted brain |
On October 13, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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From: Me |
On October 6, 2006, one-eyed Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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From: Saturday Night Bowling |
On October 6, 2006, the dreaded Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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From: I actually came up with that one myself! |
