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On November 10, 2006, captain A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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On November 10, 2006, the sea-bitten A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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On November 3, 2006, one-eyed cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
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On November 2, 2006, one-eyed JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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On October 17, 2006, barnacle bitten Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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