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On June 23, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Billy Sastard said:
Did you hear about the good economy Cap'n Hawk gets out of his warship?
He gets 35 miles to the galleon! Aaarrrgghhhhhh!
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On November 3, 2006, regular scallywag cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
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On November 27, 2014, land-lubber Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
You get a guy with nine arms and a cannon.
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On May 12, 2006, the dreaded Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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