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On March 3, 2007, the scurvy Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
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On February 22, 2007, scurvy dog Cptn Andrew McVicar said:
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
He was HOOKED on gambling!!
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On February 13, 2007, the dreaded Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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On February 9, 2007, the grog-addicted Foxmorton said:
What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?
Pieces o'.......ate!
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From: Experience
On January 28, 2007, regular scallywag Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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