Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On August 17, 2006, one-legged Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
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On August 17, 2006, the sea-bitten Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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On August 14, 2006, the grog-addicted Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On August 13, 2006, one-eyed Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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On August 3, 2006, the scurvy Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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