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On November 3, 2006, the scurvy cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
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On November 2, 2006, the grog-addicted JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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On October 13, 2006, the most piratical Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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From: My grog saturated brain.
On October 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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From: My grog besotted brain