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On August 17, 2007, captain Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
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On July 24, 2007, scurvy dog Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
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On July 23, 2007, the sea-bitten Lolly lala said:
What's a pirates favorite disease?
Scurrrrrrrrrrrvy!
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On July 7, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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On July 2, 2007, scurvy dog Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
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