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On March 25, 2007, the dreaded Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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From: imagination
On March 23, 2007, regular scallywag Diane said:
What did the pirate use to clean his car?
ARRRRmorall!
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From: Pirate Friend
On March 15, 2007, the grog-addicted gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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From: ireland
On March 14, 2007, the most piratical Long Jon Silver said:
What is a pirate's favorite cereal?
Cap'n Crunch!
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From: ME
On March 10, 2007, seven sea sailin' cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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