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On March 4, 2007, the grog-addicted cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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From: Ireland
On March 3, 2007, one-legged Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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From: me own twisted skull
On March 3, 2007, the most piratical Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
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On February 22, 2007, regular scallywag Cptn Andrew McVicar said:
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
He was HOOKED on gambling!!
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From: Andrew Charles McVicar
On February 13, 2007, one-eyed Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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