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On September 16, 2007, one-eyed The guy who thought RAAAAARRR wasn't funny said:
What's a pirate's favorite compression algorithm?
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On September 15, 2007, land-lubber Marc Whitcombe said:
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
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From: Told to me
On September 15, 2007, seven sea sailin' Marc Whitcombe said:
What's a pirate's favourite film?
Resevoir Grogs
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On September 13, 2007, one-eyed GAAAAARRRRTH said:
Where do pirates go to work out?
To the JIM LAD!!!!
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From: A mate
On September 12, 2007, one-legged Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
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From: my brain (adapted it from an old Natalie Wood joke)