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On July 31, 2013, the grog-addicted DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex
On May 23, 2013, scurvy knave Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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On April 14, 2013, the dreaded Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris
On February 15, 2013, the most piratical mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On February 15, 2013, scurvy dog mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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