On January 20, 2007, captain Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
From: philhuypham@hotmail.com · Link hearrrre!
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On January 14, 2007, the scurvy Cathy Creegan said:
Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
Because he looked like Ricky MAAARRRRRRRtin!!
From: A day of coming up with all possible ARRR jokes · Link hearrrre!
On December 19, 2006, captain Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
From: Flip Zigger · Link hearrrre!
On December 16, 2006, scurvy knave Morganti said:
What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
From: A abseiling instructor halfway down the wall · Link hearrrre!
On December 16, 2006, salty ol' griffin said:
Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
From: made it up · Link hearrrre!
On December 16, 2006, the dreaded fletch said:
Where do pirates work when they retire?
Wal-Marrrrrrrt!
From: made it up · Link hearrrre!
On December 13, 2006, scurvy knave Mildred Fancypants said:
What was wrong with the pirate's door?
It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh!
From: friend · Link hearrrre!
On December 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' infms said:
What kind of cigarette does a pirate smoke?
MARRRRRRrrrrrrllboro!
On December 7, 2006, captain pirate lovARR! said:
Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!
From: It was hidden behind me curtains · Link hearrrre!
On December 7, 2006, one-legged Pirate Pepper said:
How do you spell Pirate?
P.I.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.A.T.E!
From: Newcastle, Australia · Link hearrrre!
On December 1, 2006, scurvy knave Flip Wigger said:
How does a pirate say 'excuse me'?
PARRRRRRRRRRRRdon!
From: Captain Terry · Link hearrrre!
On November 30, 2006, salty ol' Lorelai said:
What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
PARRrrrrrrrrley!
From: Cherry's head · Link hearrrre!
On November 28, 2006, one-legged Miss Megan the Wench said:
What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
YARRRn!
From: Below Decks · Link hearrrre!
On November 27, 2006, the dreaded Gilgamesh said:
Why wasn't the pirate allowed to go on jury duty?
The defense attorney deemed that he wasn't impARRRRRRRrrrrtial!
On November 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' ? said:
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
To be a BARRRRRRRber!
From: The Floor · Link hearrrre!