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On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
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From: l made it up and from my aunt and uncle!! :) (:
On November 22, 2009, captain Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
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From: My nice niece :)
On November 22, 2009, captain Ashly said:
What's a pirate's favorite bone of the body??
His arrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!
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From: I made it up and my aunt and uncle
On November 22, 2009, regular scallywag Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!!
On November 8, 2009, the dreaded Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and Pizza Hut!!!