On April 10, 2007, land-lubber Keith said:
What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
PARRRRrrty foul!
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On April 4, 2007, the sea-bitten r. evelyth said:
What is a pirate's favourite crime?
AAAARRson!
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On March 26, 2007, scurvy dog al man wilson said:
Why was the pirate late for the weekly raid?
He was in the cARRRRR accident!
On March 22, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Bos'n's mate said:
Why do pirates like popsicles?
Arrrrrrtifical flavors!
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On March 21, 2007, scurvy dog mARRrrtin Luther King said:
What do pirates do when they have gas?
They fARRrrrrt!
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On March 16, 2007, captain Captain Rumblood said:
Why was the little pirate boy crying at school?
Because he wasn't populaaarrrr!!
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On March 16, 2007, one-legged Captain Rumblood said:
What did the pirates do when their ship caught on fire?
They had a BARRRRrrrrbeque!
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On March 14, 2007, the dreaded an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop-tAAARRRRRRRRRRts!
On March 13, 2007, the sea-bitten Long Jon Silver said:
What did the pirate say to Bach when he played the organ?
You ARRRRe doing a great job making that HARRRRmony!
On March 12, 2007, regular scallywag Cliff Williams said:
Who be a pirate's least favorite Van Halen singer?
Sammy Hagarrrrr!
On March 12, 2007, one-legged Cptn Stu said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch! Ouch! ARR!
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On March 10, 2007, one-eyed cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What do you call a really angry pirate?
(p)Irate!
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On March 8, 2007, the dreaded James said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of humor?
Sarrrrrrrr-casm!
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On March 7, 2007, the grog-addicted Shibe said:
Where does a pirate put his trash?
In the GARRRRRbage!!!
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On March 3, 2007, salty ol' Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:
What is a pirate's favourite herb?
Parrrrsley!!
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