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On May 6, 2010, scurvy dog Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.
On April 21, 2010, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
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On March 25, 2010, the most piratical Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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From: My mind!
On March 22, 2010, the grog-addicted Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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On March 16, 2010, the grog-addicted Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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