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On August 19, 2010, one-legged Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
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On July 16, 2010, the sea-bitten Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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From: Made it up this morning
On June 6, 2010, the most piratical captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
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On May 19, 2010, captain Michael Baker said:
Where do pirates sell their old ships?
At the YARRRRRRRRRD SAIL!!!
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From: Me own treasure cove
On May 6, 2010, scurvy dog Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.