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On June 8, 2009, the most piratical ms. springaaarrrrrrrrrr(aka)brilly said:
What is a pirate's favorite tv show?
Chaarrrrrrrrles in Chaaarrrrrrrrrrrge!!
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On May 31, 2009, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
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On May 18, 2009, scurvy dog ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
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On April 22, 2009, salty ol' Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
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On April 21, 2009, salty ol' Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
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