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On December 15, 2008, scurvy dog yarrrrrrrr mom said:
What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
His Sketcharrrrrrrrs!!!
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From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr
On December 7, 2008, scurvy knave Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On December 1, 2008, land-lubber First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
DARRRRRN!!!!
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From: My friend Har V D
On November 24, 2008, chumbucket lickin' dan-d-man said:
Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
the Arrrrr.A.C!
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From: ye olde braine
On November 20, 2008, one-legged Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"

"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
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