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On March 29, 2009, one-legged Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
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On March 17, 2009, the dreaded Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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On March 13, 2009, the grog-addicted Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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On March 13, 2009, land-lubber Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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On March 5, 2009, captain White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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