On October 6, 2006, land-lubber Anonymous said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop for clothes?
Old Navy!
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On September 30, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
Where do upscale pirates go for dinner?
Boston MARRRRRRRRket!
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On September 29, 2006, barnacle-bitten Justine said:
Where do pirate students go to on a class trip?
The Arrrrrrrt Museum!
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On September 28, 2006, scurvy knave burnsy said:
Where did the pirate go for a drink?
To the barrrrrrgh!
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On September 27, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Haley Smith said:
What does a pirate call an open door?
Ajarrrrrrrrr!
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On September 25, 2006, captain Kerens said:
What do pirate captains do with their old log books?
They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
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On September 22, 2006, salty ol' Low Class Mo said:
What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
StarrrrrrrrrrCraft!
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On September 22, 2006, land-lubber owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
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On September 22, 2006, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their jam?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrggh!!!!!!!
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On September 21, 2006, regular scallywag evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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On September 21, 2006, the most piratical ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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On September 21, 2006, scurvy knave pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
On September 21, 2006, salty ol' ava said:
What do Voldemort's pirate followers send up into the sky with their wands?
The DARRRRrrk MARRRRRrrrrk!
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On September 21, 2006, land-lubber ava said:
How do most pirates die?
1) CAAARRrrrrdiac ARRrrrest 2) HeARRRrrrt cancARRR!!
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On September 21, 2006, the grog-addicted ava said:
Why did the man have to become a pirate?
He didn't learn the 3 ARRRRRRRs!
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