ARR! Jokes
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On November 15, 2006, land-lubber Bruin said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Reggae ARRRRRtist?
Bob MARRRRRRRRley!
On November 15, 2006, captain Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite African nation?
MadagascARRRRRRRR!
On November 14, 2006, land-lubber Tiger Toronto said:
What happened to the pirate after he fell off the boat?
He had a big scarrrrrr!
On November 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Flip Zigger said:
Why didn't the pirate eat the cake?
It had too many CARRRRRRRRRRbs!
On November 14, 2006, one-legged JAC said:
What's a pirate's favorite fruit/color?
An Arrrrange!
On November 14, 2006, one-eyed Flip Zigger said:
Why was the pirate drunk on the street?
He got kicked out of the BARRRRrrrghh!
On November 8, 2006, barnacle-bitten Flip Zigger said:
What's a pirate's favorite book?
HARRRRRRRRRRy Potter!
On November 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Bub Harrrley said:
What is a pirate's favorite motorcycle?
A HARRRRrrrley Davidson!
On November 8, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Mati said:
How did the bees kill the pirate?
They swARRRRRmed around him!
On November 8, 2006, the grog-addicted Flip Zigger said:
Why couldn't the pirate get over the Berlin Wall?
It had bARRRRRRbed wire!
On November 8, 2006, scurvy knave Doug Price said:
What is a pirate's favorite hobby?
GARRRRdening!
On November 6, 2006, land-lubber Black Beardy the Pirate said:
Who's Aladdin's least favorite pirate?
JaFARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
On November 6, 2006, regular scallywag Aaron said:
Where did the space pirate fight at?
The Death Starrrrrrrrgghh!
On November 4, 2006, the most piratical Connarrrrrrr! said:
What did the pirate say to his llama?
Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!
On October 31, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' jessereno said:
How do pirates in New York City get home?
They take the AARRRR train!