On October 31, 2006, land-lubber Wiggy said:
Why do pirates like treasure?
Because it spARRRkles!
From: My sick, twisted pirate mind! · Link hearrrre!
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On October 28, 2006, barnacle-bitten rikki said:
What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
An ARRRRrrrrrr-angutan!
On October 28, 2006, the dreaded Justin Taylor Landis said:
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrrrrrf!!
From: Me Pops · Link hearrrre!
On October 26, 2006, scurvy knave Ann said:
What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn't allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!
From: my silly brain · Link hearrrre!
On October 26, 2006, scurvy dog Ann said:
How do two pirates prove their strength?
They ARRRRRRRM wrestle!
From: I made it up myself · Link hearrrre!
On October 22, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
From: I thought it up · Link hearrrre!
On October 17, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
Makers MARRRRRRRk!
From: My grog besotted brain · Link hearrrre!
On October 17, 2006, barnacle-bitten Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
From: Me (I definitely have too much time on my hands!) · Link hearrrre!
On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Bruin said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To ARRRRRRive at the other side!
From: My scurvy ridden brain · Link hearrrre!
On October 17, 2006, salty ol' Tony said:
Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
It was too FAAARRRRRR!!
From: Teacher · Link hearrrre!
On October 13, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On October 13, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
From: Me, ye lubbers! · Link hearrrre!
On October 11, 2006, salty ol' Tatiana said:
What's a pirate's favorite sports drink?
GatARRRRRade!
On October 6, 2006, salty ol' Rachel said:
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
PBArrrrgh!
From: Meself · Link hearrrre!