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On February 26, 2010, one-eyed Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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On February 16, 2010, the grog-addicted Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
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On February 3, 2010, salty ol' King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
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On November 30, 2009, the grog-addicted jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
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On November 22, 2009, the most piratical Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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