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On September 14, 2014, seven sea sailin' Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
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From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!!
On August 18, 2014, the most piratical Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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On July 31, 2014, one-eyed Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon
On July 9, 2014, the most piratical The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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From: Arrrrrrticles i have read
On May 13, 2014, the dreaded Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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