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On November 27, 2014, scurvy knave Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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From: Mineral Ridge, Oh
On November 22, 2014, the sea-bitten James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: My brain.
On November 11, 2014, the dreaded Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
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From: from a bottle washed up on shore
On November 11, 2014, one-legged Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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From: Rummaging around me noggin
On October 28, 2014, salty ol' Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
His soulmatey!
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From: Myself