- These be jokes 11 - 15 of 1012 scurvy jokes!
On May 1, 2012, the most piratical Dean White said:
What type of girls do pirates like?
Ayyyye candy!
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From: I as walking down the street and thought of it |
On April 24, 2012, scurvy dog Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. |
On April 22, 2012, captain Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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From: Original |
On March 30, 2012, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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From: London. England |
On January 25, 2012, barnacle bitten The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
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From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. |
