- These be jokes 11 - 15 of 1069 scurvy jokes!
On November 27, 2014, the scurvy Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
From: Mineral Ridge, Oh
On November 22, 2014, one-eyed James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My brain.
On November 11, 2014, captain Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
From: from a bottle washed up on shore
On November 11, 2014, land-lubber Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
From: Rummaging around me noggin
On October 28, 2014, one-legged Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?