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On February 15, 2013, the scurvy mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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From: mike p
On December 12, 2012, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!'
On November 26, 2012, the sea-bitten Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!!
On November 10, 2012, the scurvy Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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From: Inspired by some of the nerdier jokes I found on this site.
On October 2, 2012, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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