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On February 1, 2014, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
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On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On January 14, 2014, the sea-bitten Mad John Flint said:
Ahoy ye lads and lasses! How do ye compliment a creative pirate?!
Tell them that they be a fine Arrrrrghtist!
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From: Full fathom five
On November 24, 2013, chumbucket lickin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: My mind
On October 30, 2013, scurvy dog James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere.