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On September 18, 2013, the dreaded Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9 |
On September 14, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience |
On July 31, 2013, the dreaded DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex |
On July 30, 2013, the most piratical Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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From: We made it up. |
On June 9, 2013, the sea-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
