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On July 9, 2014, one-legged The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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On May 13, 2014, one-legged Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On May 4, 2014, the scurvy CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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On April 2, 2014, one-eyed Nyssa said:
Why did the pirate have red eyes?
Because he had too much sea-weed!
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On March 19, 2014, the most piratical Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
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