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On September 19, 2011, captain Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self
On September 19, 2011, scurvy knave Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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From: me brain
On September 19, 2011, land-lubber Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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From: Yep, it's me
On September 19, 2011, the sea-bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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From: Me again
On September 19, 2011, seven sea sailin' Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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