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On September 28, 2013, captain Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate.
On September 28, 2013, land-lubber Black Ragnar said:
Why did the pirate go to see a proctologist?
Because he had a pain in the Aaarrrrrrrrrrse!!!
From: All my own werk.
On September 26, 2013, one-legged My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
From: My Brain
On September 19, 2013, land-lubber Jim said:
Why did the hippy pirate smoke pot before his music lesson?
Because he loved it on the high Cs!
From: my twisted brain
On September 19, 2013, the sea-bitten De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
From: me noggin