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On September 24, 2014, the dreaded Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
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From: Me own pirate head
On September 19, 2014, chumbucket lickin' James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
Baby You Can Drive My CARRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On September 14, 2014, scurvy knave Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
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From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!!
On August 18, 2014, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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On July 31, 2014, the sea-bitten Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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