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On September 28, 2013, the sea-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate.
On September 28, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Black Ragnar said:
Why did the pirate go to see a proctologist?
Because he had a pain in the Aaarrrrrrrrrrse!!!
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From: All my own werk.
On September 26, 2013, regular scallywag My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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On September 19, 2013, barnacle bitten Jim said:
Why did the hippy pirate smoke pot before his music lesson?
Because he loved it on the high Cs!
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On September 19, 2013, land-lubber De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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