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On September 19, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Pirate Dan said:
Why was the pirate shivering his timbers?
PARRRkinson's!
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On September 19, 2012, the sea-bitten MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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On September 19, 2012, one-legged MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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On September 18, 2012, scurvy dog Dan said:
What is a Pirate's least favorite chore?
You might think its washing the Poop Deck but it is really cleaning up all the Sea-men!!!! ARRR!
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On September 18, 2012, regular scallywag The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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