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On March 6, 2015, the grog-addicted Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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From: Myself
On February 21, 2015, barnacle bitten Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
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On February 3, 2015, the most piratical Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
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From: original
On January 7, 2015, regular scallywag Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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From: Great Britain
On January 5, 2015, the dreaded j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
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From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!!