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On May 4, 2014, scurvy knave CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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From: Meself I thinks
On April 2, 2014, the grog-addicted Nyssa said:
Why did the pirate have red eyes?
Because he had too much sea-weed!
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On March 19, 2014, one-eyed Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
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From: The greatness of my mind
On March 19, 2014, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
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From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr!
On March 19, 2014, salty ol' Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
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From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!!