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On June 5, 2013, regular scallywag Black Eye Joe said:
A Pirate with a Wooden Eye walked into a Scanty Bar.

There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.

She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.

So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
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On May 23, 2013, scurvy knave Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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On April 14, 2013, one-eyed Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris
On March 16, 2013, scurvy knave Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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On February 15, 2013, salty ol' mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
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