On May 14, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
How did the pirate know that they where walking into an ambush?
Because he was a smAAAARRRRt fightARRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, the most piratical Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate say when he left the ship?
I'll come back latAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Pirate Steve said:
Why did the cabin boy walk the plank?
Because he was a slackAAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, barnacle-bitten Pirate Steve said:
What animal ate the pirate's hand?
An aligatARRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's least favourite drink?
VinegAAARRRRRR!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy dog Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a couch for his ship?
So he could be at his leisAAARRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, salty ol' Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite weapon?
A daggAAARRRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, the dreaded Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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On May 13, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
On May 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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On May 12, 2006, the scurvy Colin said:
Which British singers do pirates love?
Jarrrrrrrrrrrvis Cocker and Chris Marrrrrrrrrtin!
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On May 11, 2006, scurvy knave John Brian Losh said:
What did the pirate do when he drank too much?
He barrrrrrrrrrrfed!
On May 11, 2006, scurvy dog Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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On May 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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On May 11, 2006, salty ol' Captain Karikas said:
How do pirates know what day it is?
They look on their calendARRRRgghh!!!
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